I tell you the kids were all so excited. They wasted no time in packing their bags (Civics and moral education is the last period on Friday) and lined up outside of the class, and this boy, who is one of the retainers looks grown up but seriously is just another brat. He purposely asked me 

Brat: "Cher, what we doing today ah (or something along those lines)?" 

I: *rolls eyes* "Sex ed. Very interesting one. Hurry up get into twos."

Brat: "We do a live demo ah, cher want to do with me?"

Me: *shoving students around* "Sorry I don't like to do it with boys younger than me."

I think that shut the boy up but seriously I wanted to say that I don't fancy little boys who've just grown pubic hair and still reek of milk. 

There was this video about STDs and of course when it comes to kids shock tactics always works best. The video was chock full of full frontal down there nudity with infected genitals. Oh man I can still remember one vagina with what looks like mashed potatoes smeared around it. (I do apologise profusely for the expression and my unpardonable unladylike imagination) I remember with satisfaction this most irritating boy whom I have a passionate dislike for was squirming and shrinking after he saw the photos. HA! I think I should print those pictures out and flash it in front of him the next time he's acting like one of the infected genitals (hrm I wonder if I'd get sued by his mother for showing him porn...oh I'm so sorry I'm acting like an infected genital too.)! 

HAHA SEX ED! One of the many reasons why staying in the teaching line is a good choice! 

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